Monday, March 29, 2010

Ode to EG

If you've poked around my blog before you know I have a thing for silly poems. Here's one I wrote for EG as a thank you for his recent gift to me.

Ahem…

Ode to EG

There once was a gardener from 'Bama
Who's as good with a hoe as a hammer
He grows his own food
With a big dog named Jude
And he speaks with the best redneck grammar


If you're into garden blogs as part of your quest to grow an awesome vegetable garden, you should know about EG. If you don't know him, visit his blog at "Our Engineered Garden" and start reading. To save you the time of getting to know him, let me paint a picture for you. Combine MacGyver, Yoda and Jeff Foxworthy and there you have it - EG.


He's like MacGyver in that he can make or fix just about anything….from a fridge to a rain barrel to transforming a bucket into a self-watering container. Somehow he'll make it using old yogurt cups, a kitty litter container, a ball point pen and four paperclips. And if you want to do it too, just ask him - he's quick to post a step-by-step tutorial on his blog to help out his readers. He's like Yoda because he's got some seriously mad skills and is definitely tied in to the force (of nature?) in his gardening exploits. Yoda's "Do or do not, there is no try" quote wraps up EG's gardening mantra perfectly to me.* He can talk you into trying anything new in the garden because he makes it look so easy! And just watch one video on the man's site and you won't need my Jeff Foxworthy explanation….'nuff said.

I'd like to thank EG for the awesome box (covered in messages) he sent me this weekend! (He sent Ribbit one too and you can read about hers here). He included a CD that is the Holy Grail of Gardening - it's got more information on that CD that I ever imagined. I spent hours last night ignoring my family and flipping through the cyber-pages of gardening literature on that CD. When I'm done with it I'll be like the Scarecrow in the Wizard of Oz when he finally got his brain.


He also tucked in a jar of my favorite jam - Blackberry Jam! I'm giddy and can't wait to try it on some homemade bread later this week. Thanks so much EG!!!! I can't begin to express my gratitude!! I hope to have a tenth of your gardening knowledge one day…




* Star Wars analogies and quotes make you a huge geek IF you don't have two small Star Wars obsessed boys…which I do…so it's okay for me to quote Yoda and still be cool. Just sayin'.

10 comments:

Darla said...

This is great....!What a cool gift..

Engineeredgarden said...

I'm so glad that the little box made it to you ok. Thanks for the kind words, and I hope you enjoy the literature and jam!

Daphne said...

What I can't quote Star Wars and still be cool? Sure I can ;> Your poem really sums up EG quite well.

Kelly said...

I love it Kate, so perfectly EG!

Ribbit said...

The quotes only up your coolness factor and your analogies of EG are perfect. He's one impressive man, isn't he.

Momma_S said...

HAHA!!! Perfectly describes the EG we know & love. You rock, EG! ;-)

May the Force (of nature) be with you.

Stefaneener said...

He is truly Yodaesque in his gardening. Nice poem! This reminds me -- I have blackberry jam that needs to find a home.

Cheryl said...

That was so good (and so are the other poems). You painted a perfect picture of EG.

LZP said...

Black berry jam, yummo! EG sounds like a fun guy! LOL. Gardening, I don't know we tried that one year, but after we picked our first batch, we kind of let it wither to nothing. :P
Not sure we'll attempt that again at school.
I hear about star wars all the time...LOL. Having kids that know about star wars, and having a husband who enjoys star wars helps alot too.

sb158 said...

Whoa, hey! Who said Yoda wasn't cool? Whoever it was must be from the Dark Side.
And your description of EG - right on the money!

The little boxes are so cute...

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