Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Happy Belated LAPCPADPOUB Day

I can't believe I missed LAPCPADPOUB Day. Going to the petting farm and fantasizing about chickens and the whole family being sick recently... it just overtook me and I dropped the ball. I suppose a belated LAPCPADPOUB Day is better than no LAPCPADPOUB Day at all, right? Here is my contribution to LAPCPADPOUB Day.


Ode to Damian

I have crossed eyes and a crooked tooth
And a kink at the end of my tail
I am known to eat the strangest things
Like ribbon, rubber bands and mail

I'll also eat broccoli, peas and green beans
Or anything covered with glue
I'll eat tulle 'till I'm sick and it's caught in my throat
And my litterbox has decorative poo

Don't you celebrate LAPCPADPOUB Day? You should. Visit the Inelegant Gardener to find out the details of 'Let's all post cat photos and dire poetry on our blogs' Day.


(And before you think I've gone off my gardening rocker, tomorrow will be the second installment in the Great Garden Experiment with updates on my tomato and bell pepper plants)


Anonymous said...

A cracking entry.

VP said...

Fantastic and congratulations!

Anonymous said...

Congrats on your win as determined by the judges. Well deserved for your feline is by far the cutest of all and your poem sublime!


Anonymous said...

I am so sorry I missed your poem somehow - first time around.
But well done on your win - great poem and your cat is lovely.

Yolanda Elizabet Heuzen said...

That was revolting, but in a good way. Great cat, great poem. Commiserations on winning one of James'books. ;-)

For some odd reason I missed your fun contribution the first time round.

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